plot twist: someone will kiss me at new years
plot twist: someone will kiss me under the mistletoe
plot twist: someone will kiss me
plot twist:
what
I give you a hamburger
(Source: 5secofsummer, via im-the-badwolf)
best thing that ever happened on Fox News
always reblog
UM BEAUTIFUL
(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via most-awkward-moments)
sex-and-love-are-completely-unrelated
sex and love are completely unrelated
i know this since i’ve never had sex with chicken nuggets
did someone just set off fireworks
it’s november 23rd and we live in canada
what the ever loving fuck could you possibly be celebrating
the birth of the next moose king
(Source: morristibbs, via im-the-badwolf)
This is my kind of porn.
Look at that avocado.
Damn.
(via daenerysknope)
There are two types of Whovians
Ones who cry at least every three episodes or when a Doc regenerates
Or those who are Fucking Liars
(Source: jeanvaljehan)
(Source: lukeyloo)
(Source: ikeor)
ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO FUCK THAT VILLE
Yes, I legit just screamed.
Also, my heart is racing.
I should probably not play this game this late at night.
tomorrow is thanksgiving
guess what comes after thanksgiving
the answer is christmas
no halloween comes after thanksgiving you dipshit
(via thatbluebox)
